Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog

I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire

by Richard Penis January 9, 2023

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fire logging

Fire logging is when you take a hot red fire log poker and forcefully shove it deep in ones anus to bleach it good!

Fire logging... What did you do last night? Oh not much, just went to my buddie white nigel and fire logged the shit out of his now clean anus hole!

by white nigel January 9, 2014

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Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

by Doors. October 26, 2022

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A twist between a fire and a beaver this thing is a ruthless killing machine

My house was burnt down by a firelogger

by Beavoman May 8, 2019

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The burning sensation in the ass crack during or after the process of taking a shit

taylor had a german firelog after eating large amounts of dried raisins.

by nick benda August 23, 2007

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As I sat on the toilet, I could barely stand the wrath of the FireLog

by MrkT January 12, 2008

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