Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger

A burger that comes with fingerling potatoes and is flavored with bay leaves

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Fingerlinging

A sexual fetish involving feces. Steps are as follows:

1. Person A fingers Person B up the ass until Person B shits.
2. Person A catches shit in his/her palm.
3. Person A puts shit in mouth and chews until nice and mushy (mushier than regular shit but not liquidy).
4. Person B opens mouth, then Person A spits shit in like a bird feeding its young.
5. Person B swallows shit, thereby completing the fingerling.

1. I was fingerlinging him so hard it was like his colon ripped open. Then he got it all back.

by ChaosMongrel November 23, 2011