fixing a sprinkler system

getting some.

Person 1: You being handy?
Person 2: We're fixing a sprinkler system.

by pretendtobegreek April 29, 2011

Chekhov’s Firing Squad

A Chekhov’s Firing Squad is when a TV show or movie has almost no plot in the first several episodes, and then proceeds to pull all triggers at once. The way that this turns out is a show feeling bland, with presumably filler episodes for most of the season, though these episode actually build foreshadowing and silent plot. These small, unnoticed details go completely unheard or said, until they all hit you at once like a freight train.

“Bro, that show was a Chekhov’s Firing Squad!”

by Theomunstroa May 20, 2023

fixing to

fixing to- verb meaning to start or begin

I am fixing to take my shower. Anyone need in the bathroom before i do?
or
Dude, watch this, Rocky is fixing to kick Appollo Creed's ass.
or
Im fixing to go out , so don't wait up for me.

by happy 2day October 18, 2012

facing

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

fixing

verb: when someone , most likely from the south, is about to do or complete a task.

Me: When are you going to move your truck?
Truck Driver: I'm fixing to.

I am fixing to fix my stereo.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

Fidingle

To finger a girl

Oh man Adam fidingled me last night and it was the worst fidingling i’ve ever had.

by lemonaidsoda June 6, 2018