Janitor: I'm watching The Sixth Sense... this kid sees dead people.
Dr Cox: Bruce Willis is a ghost! He's been dead the whole time! Oops!
Janitor: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Dude (to
girlfriend): I love you.
Girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you. I've also been secretly fucking your best friend. I hold an inexplicable grudge against you for being such a nice guy, don't ever talk to me again.
Dude: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF