Feed Fernando

The act of deficating into a toilet bowl already spackeled with human feces. Fernando is that Mexican dude with a fecal fetish that just can't seem to get enough poo in his diet. The spackeling found in toilets refers to the remnants of Fernando's turd-log fetish which commonly adorn the corner of his lips. Fernando is a smallish Mexican man in love with himself, and his jet-setting life and will do anything in his power to fuck over the next guy in line to get what he wants. He's the backstabbing, shit-eating little douchebag that everyone hates.

Bruce: Oh god! (stomach rumbling)

Vince: What's wrong man? Did that pile of carne asada do a number on you, or was it the sauce you used to add all that flavor?

Bruce: I'm not sure, but if I don't go and "Feed Fernando" soon, I'm going to paint the inside of my underwear with a stream of butt coffee!

by bruceygofuckyourself June 8, 2011

Fernando

Fernando might not be the tallest man around but he has a big heart and a wonderful sense of humor he seems mean and shy at first but he’ll slowly open up and maybe you’ll start falling for him

Girl:Who is that short guy he’s so funny and kinda cute.

Guy: oh that’s Fernando if you want you’ll have to get to know him first.

by Lovelygirl7 July 29, 2018

Fernando

That one spanish kid in your class that's really smart, but somehow, pretty funny.

Friend 1: Wow, Fernando made a really funny joke in 5th period today!
Friend 2: And he's super hot.

by FancyL February 2, 2015

Fernando

A Fernando is a high social guy who is very, very sexy. A Fernando is usually known for his nice looking, dark hair and his amazing personality. He is very cool and popular at school and is known as "the Mexican" which means he is the coolest Mexican at school. A Fernando also steals your girl without her realizing it. Due to his sexiness he can get any girl because of his charms... he is a magnet!

girl 1: OMG!!!I met this hot guy and I want him more than my boyfriend

girl 2: it was definitely a fernando

by thecoolguy28 February 23, 2013

fernandosexual

its a person who likes having sex with fernando. its is most probably with megan fox....

Megan fox is fernandosexual

by carla bobaaa July 28, 2009

fernando torres

The best striker in the whole Premiership. A very skilled, fast and technical player. He rips through the oppositions defence and makes his presence known imidiately.

Fernando Torres is better than anyone on the Man United midfield.

by Rumo March 1, 2008

Fernando Torres

A young talent striker with amazing skills who has carried athletico madrid for years despite the fact he is only 22.Recently linked with a move to the English premiership

Fernando torres is the heart and soul of the Athletico madrid team and a crucial player for the national team.

by Jonny123 July 16, 2006