An amazing girl was born that day. This girl is so creative and has lots of friends. She can be sweet but when you make her mad she will ignore you, so be careful. Her beautiful green eyes are mesmerizing. We love her!
It is well known that all children birthed on this day are destined to be raging homosexuals unless able to dunk on a 10ft goal by the 6th grade. No exceptions it’s just the facts.
Doctor - “My deepest apologies ma’am your son is due February 19 and your genes aren’t likely to give him any ups”
Mom - “Oh fuck oh shit... my little boy’s gonna be a fruit and there’s nothing I can do... I guess it’s time to bring out the vacuum...”