by Trixie Karinksi May 31, 2003
Get the faff mug.by snuffles October 16, 2004
Get the faffing mug.An abbreviation used in porn which stands for "fuck yeah friendly fire" indicating guys cumming on each other while fucking a chick.
Me: "hmmm, what keywords should I enter today?..."
*Entered in the searchbar*: "MMF fucklicking fyff"
Me: "yep. That'll do it..."
*Entered in the searchbar*: "MMF fucklicking fyff"
Me: "yep. That'll do it..."
by Blue___Eyes September 8, 2016
Get the fyff mug.A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote
George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
by Henley January 1, 2009
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by Gordon April 2, 2003
Get the faffing mug.Faffling is when a person performs a completely random and pointless act, e.x. Little Jae and David is gonna play a game. But instead of joining David, Jae is watching porn. Short for that is faffling
Guy 1: Dude come over to my house so we can drink!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a new movie with Verne Troyer!
Guy 1: Stop faffling!
Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching a new movie with Verne Troyer!
Guy 1: Stop faffling!
by Junken January 12, 2014
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