Dave: Hey man, congrats on the win last night. But listen, you know that guy Jim on your team? He’s telling people that he scored the winning goal. I know that shit’s not true because I was there and saw you score.
Mark: Thanks man. Yeah Jim is kind of becoming a self-aggrandizing dick these days. Even worse, the school newspaper has started parroting his nonsense instead of sending people to watch our games. I guess I’ll have to fauci him next week, if I hear him making stuff up. But I’m not gonna pick a fight. Life’s too short. Also, did you know that, like, half of that guy’s family died last year?
Dave: Shit, no... what happened?
Mark: Remember covid19? Well Jim’s parents thought the whole thing was a hoax. And they were not shy about making their views known either. They would make these videos where the whole family would go to a grocery store, a gas station, a mall, or whatever, and just start licking stuff. They posted the videos to youtube and built up this cult following. That just emboldened them to lick more stuff. It was nuts.
Dave: And then it’s covid19 that ends up killing them! That’s some ironic shit.
Mark: No, it was chemtrails that killed them.
Dave: Oh shit!!! Wait, what?
Mark: They didn’t realize that the feds decided to up the frequency and potency of the ‘trails last summer. The only protection from chemtrails is a N95 mask.
Dave: And Jim’s family were the only ones in town who never wore masks!
Mark: Truth.
Mark: Thanks man. Yeah Jim is kind of becoming a self-aggrandizing dick these days. Even worse, the school newspaper has started parroting his nonsense instead of sending people to watch our games. I guess I’ll have to fauci him next week, if I hear him making stuff up. But I’m not gonna pick a fight. Life’s too short. Also, did you know that, like, half of that guy’s family died last year?
Dave: Shit, no... what happened?
Mark: Remember covid19? Well Jim’s parents thought the whole thing was a hoax. And they were not shy about making their views known either. They would make these videos where the whole family would go to a grocery store, a gas station, a mall, or whatever, and just start licking stuff. They posted the videos to youtube and built up this cult following. That just emboldened them to lick more stuff. It was nuts.
Dave: And then it’s covid19 that ends up killing them! That’s some ironic shit.
Mark: No, it was chemtrails that killed them.
Dave: Oh shit!!! Wait, what?
Mark: They didn’t realize that the feds decided to up the frequency and potency of the ‘trails last summer. The only protection from chemtrails is a N95 mask.
Dave: And Jim’s family were the only ones in town who never wore masks!
Mark: Truth.
by TheRealPapaBob April 03, 2020
by Haul Road April 29, 2020
Someone that everyone should know is a liar, but somehow maintains credibility with some despite obvious duplicity.
He told her he wasn’t cheating on her, but since he’s cheated on everyone he’s ever been with, he’s obviously a fauci.
by TheTed June 03, 2021
by andrew beebe February 22, 2021
Noun. pronounced "Faw Cheed" to be deceived,, cheated, swindled or misled by those in authority, often a public official, often for greed or other nefarious purposes.
Oh man, how'd you get faucied? I thought you were awake? Man that huckster is a charlatan, he faucied me out of my money.
by Unclewigging September 30, 2021
One of the hippest, newest dating trends where one rejects a date because they think the other person is not taking COVID-19 protocols seriously
Friend 1: I was watching Fox News and they said the Fauci-ing is the newest dating trend.
Friend 2: What is Fauci-ing?
Friend 1: I dunno, sounds kind of made up
Friend 2: What is Fauci-ing?
Friend 1: I dunno, sounds kind of made up
by Dr. Fauci February 16, 2021
During the pandemic, before engaging in sexual activity with another person, extensively question your partner about her respiratory health, take her temperature, and then only engage in sexual positions that don't require face to face contact to avoid contamination via airborne transmission.
"Dude - you hooked up with a girl you met on Tinder when there is a spike in Covid cases?"
"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."
"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."
by Emanuel Goldstein May 07, 2021