Kick Fat People Day

On the 28th of October you can kick any fat person. No matter if they are small or tall.

Oh look, it’s Timothy, let’s go and kick him because it’s kick fat people day!

by Jammy Jimmy October 26, 2020

saint fat chicks day

A day where we celebrate how saint fat chick gave us the almighty big mac and took out all the lettuce which is why we wear green today.

Are you wearing green for saint fat chicks day?

by No name = me March 21, 2008

Fat ass day

Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.

person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3

by maniban November 28, 2010

National Kiss a fat boy day

On October 29, it’s is national kiss a fat boy day

Hey it’s national kiss a fat boy day, I’m gonna go find me a big boy and kiss him

by AIDS😘 October 25, 2019

National fat ass day

National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.

*slaps ass*

Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*

by Hallaballs_69 January 23, 2022

national fat cat day

National fat cat day is January 4th this is a time to celebrate how fat your fat cat is!

L: hi it’s January 4th national fat cat day.

A: my cat weights 25 pounds

by January 4th November 6, 2019

fat nuts day

a day where all the men and women and children with fat ass nuts gather at the cum house

person1: ayo what day is it today i see ur nuts dragging to the floor.

person2: thats because its international fat nuts day honky!!

by scientific name for a pig October 3, 2021