Someone with the ability to 'throw' their farts in a martial arts like fashion. These are NOT people who need to blame the dog. They can throw a fart into the next room. They are silent as Ninjas.
That dude's a Fartriloquist. We were partying. He let one go and I got the blame. My GF told me how rude I was to fart in public. We broke up over that f-ing Fartriloquist
by scottstathedot May 15, 2012
Three men sit in a small car...
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.
Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.
Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.
by The Green Nuisance December 04, 2020
The ability to not only blame the dog, but to make it appear that the sound and aroma came from the dog as well!
Jimmy: Dude, that dog ripped one, and it's a nasty one!
Johnny: Ha! That was me, bro! I am a fartriloquist!
Johnny: Ha! That was me, bro! I am a fartriloquist!
by bgndfan May 04, 2011
by Woodysunltd March 30, 2009
Andrew was good at 'throwing' blame for his farts onto others. In fact, he was the best fartriloquist in all of Australia.
by K-Rutch November 16, 2008
A dog or small child capable of farting and making it sound like it was you. See also: fartriloquism
by Cattlebaroness February 04, 2022
The uncanny skill of releasing one's gas in a manner to suggest that it originated from somewhere or someone else.
by Mohawk Bob March 03, 2015