Fartriloquist

Someone with the ability to 'throw' their farts in a martial arts like fashion. These are NOT people who need to blame the dog. They can throw a fart into the next room. They are silent as Ninjas.

That dude's a Fartriloquist. We were partying. He let one go and I got the blame. My GF told me how rude I was to fart in public. We broke up over that f-ing Fartriloquist

by scottstathedot October 24, 2012

Fartriloquist

Someone who is able to successfully throw the sound of their fart and blame others for it.

Three men sit in a small car...
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.

Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.

by The Green Nuisance December 3, 2020

Fartriloquist

The ability to not only blame the dog, but to make it appear that the sound and aroma came from the dog as well!

Jimmy: Dude, that dog ripped one, and it's a nasty one!

Johnny: Ha! That was me, bro! I am a fartriloquist!

by bgndfan May 28, 2011

Fartriloquist

Someone who is able to throw the blame for a fart to another person who is nearby.

Dude, did you fart, or is there a fartriloquist in the room?

by Woodysunltd March 29, 2009

Fartriloquist

A person who successfully blames someone else for their fart

Andrew was good at 'throwing' blame for his farts onto others. In fact, he was the best fartriloquist in all of Australia.

by K-Rutch December 9, 2008

fartriloquist

fartriloquist is a person who makes it appear that his/her fart is coming from elsewhere, usually an innocent person.

I don't fart, my dog is a really good fartriloquist

by Japa December 2, 2014

Fartriloquist

The ability to do a fart but make it appear like the fart emanated from someone else, thereby avoiding any blame for said fart

"Dont blame me... it was billy in the corner who farted. bloody fartriloquist!"

by Teejaywill March 16, 2023