dust farts

when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP!

"eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!"

by THE dust fart victim of sbd (san bernadino) September 12, 2003

Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.

I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.

by Impala_067 February 16, 2021

Unicorn Fart Dust

dismissive term to describe something valueless or insignificant

My boss dismissed my idea as unicorn fart dust, but six months later our competitor launched the exact same thing and made millions.

by Bitboyjay February 16, 2026