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farnarkle

Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.

Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.
The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.

All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?

"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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farnarcle

A pub game played in the area of South Yorkshire, England
A Farnarcle challenge was set up in the Butchers Arms, Monk Bretton, to establish the local area champion
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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farnargo

to misplace something that was just in your possession. when you grab something, like your keys, then set it down for a split second to do something, then can't find your keys the next second, even though you JUST had them.
I just farnargo'd my water bottle!
by asylum101 February 20, 2010
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farnarkle

A whole bunch of fucked up shit n stuff.
Well isnt this some farnarkle. Bullshit.
by koRky482 January 31, 2018
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Farnarkeled

A state caused by actions which appeared productive but were actually not; applicable to both situations and objects.
1. After about half an hour of noisy tidying up the children left their rooms utterly farnarkeled.

2. Having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, is the best way to ensure that a project ends up farnarkeled beyond redemption.
by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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Fanarfal

I slapped her with my dick and she was sporting a BRAND NEW Fanarfal!
by Melbee43 August 14, 2014
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Farnard

Hey bro lets play farnard
by FardBoy234 December 25, 2022
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