faplationship

a relationship that only takes place on the internet

-My bf and I have a serious relationship
-Really? where is he?
-online
- ah, that's not a relationship, it´s a faplationship!

by wankwankandwank June 23, 2011

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

failathon

Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.

On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.

by funkinwaggles August 9, 2010

Fagathon

1. An activity of the orgy persuasion. Participants are predominantly male and pre-op transexuals. Last for roughly 6 hours with fluids being replenished by the consumption of other participants semen.

Jack decided to enter his first fagathon after years of training.

by mesohorny1234 April 26, 2010

Faptation

The person or persons that rotate in your mind when you masturbate

Jane is so hot i m going to add her to my Faptation.

by Are ehm jay January 9, 2015

Fapathon

A Hentai term for excessive masturbation

Shinji said: My mother caught me in one of my Fapathon's the other night

Rei asked: Did she help you finish? ^__^

Fapathon

by Shinji Ex August 7, 2010