Farrington

A numerical value for two of anything

Can I get Farrington croissants please

by Moccy July 26, 2023

Farrington Situation

a situation at a party/ rave / show where one person starts a riot and mass chaos ensues.

"Dont look now but that brunette is bringing about a farrington situation!"

by FalseAfied January 13, 2010

Farmington High School

Farmington High School, located in Hartford County, Connecticut is known mainly for the obscenely wealthy population of stuck up assholes. Known to have one of the most absurd pep rally's in the entire country that received national coverage, it's ironically not uncommon for people to sit around all night doing nothing but hanging out with their family while watching a Disney film in their personal movie theaters. When rare social gathers do occur it often consists mainly of single-gendered groups playing BP together until the first person passes out and cries and needs to have their stomach pumped. One upside of Farmington is their highly regarded boys soccer team coached by the legend himself, Steve Waters. Cliques are quite common and your entire social status in high school may be determined by your first friend in kindergarten.

Farmington Breh 1: Yo dude did you pick up the lastest Air Max 90's?!

Farmington Breh 2: Yeah those are so hot dude but I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to get those new rims for my Mercedes because my mom's credit card is almost maxed out.

Farmington Breh 1: Aight dude, catch you at Farmington High School tomorrow.

by JB Dinosaur November 14, 2009

Farmington

50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.

white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

by ding-dong, the witch is dead November 20, 2006

Farmington

A place where most of the kids do drugs because it sucks.

Fuck Farmington.

by COODOS January 6, 2009

chris farrington

The cool kid maybe the coolest and has the biggest dick and very charming and down to party.

Do you know Chris Farrington ? Yeah he's the coolest.

by UrbanbigKid October 22, 2014

Farmington HS

The 9th circle of hell. The teachers allow the inbred football players to rule the school. It smells like cow shit when you walk outside and everyone does molly just to forget how shitty their privileged lives are. It is also the home of the “rap” group the 612 cr3w who give anyone who listens to their shitty music the sudden urge to gouge their own ears out. Also all of the kids be they white or black say they’re gangsters. Also if you juul in the bathroom you’re fucking gay. Farmington HS

Farmington HS sucks ass man

by Queef lover December 6, 2018