fakefaggot

A 19 year old myspace whore, founder of Aesthetic Perfection, the "it" train on the myspace scene.

Like FakeFaggot is the shizz.

by Jack Cirrohsis February 23, 2008

fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

fakeagenda

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.

You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office

by alex_b August 5, 2014

Facefag

One who excessively adds people as friends on Facebook even if they have little or no association with those people. As a result, it appears that they are more popular than they actually are.

Wow, Jenson has more than 800 friends on Facebook, that's crazy!

Dude, he's just a huge facefag, he added my sister who he's never even talked to!

by Lenquist December 16, 2008

famefag

Attention seekers, people that seek to get a rep, get mentioned in mass media, get lots of followers on twitter, have a wikipedia page about them.

One out of every two members of anonymous is a famefag.

by AnonDoxy August 8, 2017

Lowlife FameFag

A Lowlife FameFag is a type of person that thinks they're a better person ever all because they have more followers than you on any social media just to assert their dominance. They'll mostly be found lingering on the internet.

Person: "Hey how are y-"
Lowlife FameFag: "HOW MANY FOLLOWERS DO YOU HAVE ON SOCIAL MEDIA?"
Person: "I have like, I think 12."
Lowlife FameFag: "OH WELL I HAVE 13 SO IM WAY MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU"
Person: "I don't care about how many followers I have on social media. It's just the interne-"
Lowlife FameFag: "I'M A BETTER PERSON THAT YOU ADMIT THAT!"
Person: "Wow. You're such a Lowlife FameFag."

by CosmiSpore April 22, 2020

fakefam

a group of online adults, predominantly men, who are so alone and insecure in the real world, that they build a "community" via social networks with the sole purpose being to stroke each others egos with meaningless and unheralded compliments. "members" usually have a low self esteem and lack any dignity, rarely use real profile pictures and can usually be found begging for attention via RT or mentions on social media

Post - @blahblahblah RT this 500 times and follow all these other people and ill mention you!!!
Reply @nolife223 AWESOME JOB MAN, WAY TO TYPE THAT SENTENCE #fakefam

by thetruthhurtsalot November 14, 2014