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Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.
by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014
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Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).
Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind
by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010
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Faijul

shortest mofo, always friend-zoned, genius mastermind, brown, small
"Hey did you see that short kid the other day?"
"You mean Faijul?"
by flamingcalamari January 12, 2015
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abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.
It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!
by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016
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Life Failure

That guy fails at life, what a pear-shaped loser. He truly is a life failure.
by Soapey May 1, 2020
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A failure

Me
by WheeeeeelyBin August 7, 2020
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Faisalabad

Faisalabad is the third largest city of Pakistan which is located in the province of Punjab.

Due to its huge textile industry it is known as the Manchester of Pakistan.

Faisalabadi's are famous for their " Juggats"
Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: I am from Faisalabad
by Sleepingprankster November 21, 2010
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