Perpetual failure

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.

Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

by Jackalope Hunter May 19, 2014

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

Faijul

shortest mofo, always friend-zoned, genius mastermind, brown, small

"Hey did you see that short kid the other day?"
"You mean Faijul?"

by flamingcalamari January 12, 2015

abject failure

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.

It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

by SCW, Walter's Old Tree May 27, 2016

Life Failure

One who fails at life

That guy fails at life, what a pear-shaped loser. He truly is a life failure.

by Soapey May 1, 2020

A failure

Me

You know who is a failure? Me!

by WheeeeeelyBin August 7, 2020

Faisalabad

Faisalabad is the third largest city of Pakistan which is located in the province of Punjab.

Due to its huge textile industry it is known as the Manchester of Pakistan.

Faisalabadi's are famous for their " Juggats"

Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: I am from Faisalabad

by Sleepingprankster November 21, 2010