facepunch studios

A popular garrysmod forum. It is lead by Garry Newman, or "garry" as most people call him. Garry is most known for banning people as well as all the other power mad Nazi's, or "moderators" as they like to be called (postal being the angriest of all). They usually ban for total bull crap reasons, such as posting in a "ban me" forum, or saying s phrase such as "stick it in her pooper". The forum is divided into 3 sections: facepunch studios, Garrys mod, and facewound (as well as the OIFY, a hidden sectioon). Facepunch are the sections relating to the facepunch forums in general, such as news and fast threads. the garrys mod section is the section relating to garrys mod and new mods/add ons. Facewound is a section relating to an upcoming 2d side scrolling shooter. The last section, the OIFY is a hidden section only accissible by it's URL. To view it you must have an account and be logged in. The OIFY is a non-moderated forum where anything goes, like a zoo uncontrolled by communist dictators and scary Nazi's with mental issues. The forums are also home to many cliché's such as "SHOOP DA WHOOP" and "it's a machiene code"

I was perma banned from facepunch studios by the communist Nazi postal, and the other mentally retarded mods because I broke a rule I didn't even know existed.

by Agent47sa December 24, 2008

facepunchiaophobia

The fear of moderators on the forum Facepunch Studios.

Person1: Dude, did you post that thread on Facepunch?
Person2: No, man, I have Facepunchiaophobia...

by Dacheet May 22, 2010

facepunch studios

A great, yet quite unknown forum for the HL2 mod 'Garry's mod'.

While the forums are quite strict, it's a good thing.

'Fuck yeah, facepunch studios!'

by goatc April 24, 2008

freelunch

Noun.
A lunch that is free. It does exist but only one has been sighted.

Dave: YO BUBBA, what you doin' for lunch?
Bubba: I'm gettin' me a freelunch, man.
Dave: AIN"T NO SUCH THING, GOAT HEAD!
Bubba(Goathead): I reckon you're full of poop.

by Franz April 21, 2006

Facepunch Forums

A popular forum, used mainly for downloading files for a mod for the ground-breaking game, Half Life 2. It has also developed general topics where be can talk and socialize with other members. See Garry's Mod

"Did you hear about the new announcement at the Facepunch Forums?"

by V3nom June 13, 2007

Facepunch

A forum that is a clear wannabe 4chan. It was started by some asshole named Garry Newman, otherwise known as the fuckhole who invented Garry's Mod. He bitches about bandwidth, and has yet to fix most of the issues that are already present in Garry's Mod, instead he keeps adding new buggy shit. The moderators on this forum are complete retards who will ban you over the simplest things such as their own unwanted opinions on things. Nobody has joined up without being banned at least once. It's the only place where:

-You can get banned for posting the word "the".

-You can get banned for having a decent conversation without having the word "fuck" in every post.

-You can get banned for breathing.

-You can get banned for thinking about something.

-Moderators get hired not based on skill or appropriateness, but rather on them giving other mods / admins blowjobs and showing their asses / breasts.

Facepunch Member: The texture looks nice.

Facepunch Mod: Banned. Reason: Using the word "the" without first sucking our tiny cocks.

by Da Milkman October 21, 2009

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019