facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010

facebake

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

by M T Jones March 17, 2008

facebalk

Hesitating about whether or not to add someone as a friend from your social networking site's "Suggestions" page.

"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."

by SomeDave July 31, 2009

facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Faceback

V. To back out of or delete a comment, message, wall post, chat request, or any other forms of social engagement on Facebook.

Often occurs after rethinking the other person's reaction.

1) I was so drunk last night I wound up messaging Brittany that I didn't wear a rubber... I should've Facebacked.

2) I was going to compliment Cindy, then I realized it was 2:00 a.m. and Facebacked.

3) I sent that bitch a message that I wanted to marry her, my god I wish I Facebacked.

by Guitano98 March 28, 2009

Faceback

A skill that is acquired to determine the facial appearance and attractiveness of a person from only witnessing the back of the persons head.
A rating from 0-10 is then conducted before seeing the person. The more accurate your rating was, the better Facebacker you are.

Tom: Hey Jerry, that girl in front of us has appealing buttocks. I faceback her an 8, what do you think ?

Jerry: She's alright but with those size 9 feet I would faceback her a 4.

by Mr_Ryt_Now November 25, 2013

facebasket

A wastebasket or repository for a Facebook or myspace dropout or hasbin. Where a troller winds up...in the Facebasket!

"He's on a real ego trip due to social networking! But after you read his posts you will understand why I am certain he will soon be in the Facebasket"

by Rem Selnick November 2, 2015