Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'
Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit
by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009
Farmhouse - Verb - Derogatory
To stop abruptly. To suddenly cease. Always followed by great disappointment and is generally disdained by all. Can be soul crushing, vibe killing, and in severe cases day/night/life ruining.
To stop abruptly. To suddenly cease. Always followed by great disappointment and is generally disdained by all. Can be soul crushing, vibe killing, and in severe cases day/night/life ruining.
Dude! I shouldn't have gone to the bar....got totally farmhoused.
Careful! that hottie might have an Adam's apple! don't wanna get farmhoused.....
Careful! that hottie might have an Adam's apple! don't wanna get farmhoused.....
by Lexinomicon September 14, 2021
When you are getting throat and ass-fucked by two guys simultaneously in a farmhouse, and when you all nut at the same time, the three of you scream "We are farmers. Bum bum-bum-bum bumbumbum!"
"I heard three guys screaming the "We are farmers" tune inside. I think they are performing the Dirty Farmhouse.
by DJ Giant Bird September 15, 2021