eyelid drop

when a mans about to cum he holds his bell end with his hand so the cum dont cum out, then puts his cock over his gfs head so it runs down her eyelids

man "wait, wait i got sum medicine juice"
woman "OMG i cant fucking see!! my eyes my eyes!!"

by wee small girl July 21, 2008

Frozen eyelid

A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.

Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old

Nan: Woohooo

Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere

Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks

by Titty_facker69 May 13, 2016

Rhino's Eyelid

A particularly "Withered" grey looking set of piss flaps

"That ladies fanny looks like a rhino's eyelid"!?

by Charley Bear January 30, 2009

bat an eyelid

to conspicuously notice. Usually used in the negative, meaning that a person noticed but didn't do so in an obvious way, for example because they weren't surprised.

When Frank saw the drivers running red lights, he didn't even : bat an eyelid

by BOOBTOWN November 27, 2017

oily.eyelid

oily.eyelid has bought us all life oily.eyelid is god repent now listen to me kitten or our savior oily.eyelid senpai will get mad.👿👿

oily.eyelid is on sexy mf

by qakox March 19, 2021

blazing eyelid

when you're high (aka blazed) and your eyes are bloodshot

"Have you seen George? He's so high he's got blazing eyelids"

by thegoodkosh January 15, 2018

dirty eyelid

you cum on a girls closed eyes, then put that cum in your mouth, spit in her pussy and finally fuck her senseless.

dude last night i totally pulled a dirty eyelid on my chick

by bobo jizz December 27, 2007