by THE LIP LICKER May 21, 2011
This is when a man has his dick in a woman's mouth and then pulls up his ball sack over one of her eyes. Easier done when she is lying down and is approached from the side of her face.
For a second there, she actually thought she went blind in one eye when she got the Greek Eye Patch.
by Johnny Ock September 30, 2006
by Jack Ellsman March 20, 2005
The act of ejaculating into a females eye, allowing time for the seamen to dry thus causing a translucent patch covering the specimens eye
by jizbitch August 16, 2010
When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
when u trick ur girl into a hand job and before u came u piont up tword her face and u get her in the eye ...then kick her in the shin as shes jumping around she covers her eye and that my friend is a pirate eye patch
by DoBoDaBo July 20, 2009
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
by natetieck-is-gay November 18, 2009