eye booger

the stuff on the sides of your eyes sometimes when you wake up.

she woke up and had eye boogers from sleeping so long

by karate December 07, 2003

eye booger

Another name for sleep in your eye; it resembles a desiccated (dried up) booger from your nose.

Hold on a moment; let me get this eye booger out of my eye!

by Telephony April 26, 2014

brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 06, 2010

eye booger

When your hair is the same color as your skin tone.

"Hannah's hair is the same color as her skin"
"That means she's an eye booger"

by $kylar156 June 06, 2019

Eye Booger

When a guy ejaculates into a person's eye whether by mistake or intentional.

While giving her boyfriend road head, the women became upset when he gave her an eye booger instead of aiming for her mouth.

by Celestialnirvana January 03, 2020