One of the most famous babies to appear on network television commercials. The etrade baby made his debut in a Super Bowl commercial for etrade. By 2009, there are several different etrade commercials featuring the etrade baby. There are several etrade baby parodies on youtube as well.
Interviewer: So what in the world made you decide to invest in markets?
Etrade Baby: A lot of people are like, aren't you too young to invest in markets. I mean A, don't worry about it, you know I just look young, I mean you don't know how old I am; and B, I use Etrade, so check it. Click, I just bought stock, you just saw me buy stock, no big deal, I mean you know, if I can do it, you can do... oouuggghhh-uuhhh... whoa.
Interviewer: That is very nice. Now I'm wondering where you see yourself in 10 years from now.
Etrade Baby: A lot of people are like, aren't you too young to invest in markets. I mean A, don't worry about it, you know I just look young, I mean you don't know how old I am; and B, I use Etrade, so check it. Click, I just bought stock, you just saw me buy stock, no big deal, I mean you know, if I can do it, you can do... oouuggghhh-uuhhh... whoa.
Interviewer: That is very nice. Now I'm wondering where you see yourself in 10 years from now.
by EtradeBaby May 25, 2009
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noun (rhymes with Retard).
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.
You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.
We rolled so hard we wound up etards.
by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006
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by Shmeshmorsion February 13, 2010
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"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."
by lowcal September 26, 2005
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