etailer

an Online retailer. A play on words that helps define the retailer as primarily an internet based store

I jumped on my favorite etailer the other day to place a bid on my superman underwear

by Brandon Wittwer November 10, 2006

Pouched Entrails

Injecting peanut butter into a man's anus to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. Claws are a bonus, but Crunchy is an acquired taste.

1. Pouched Entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a Friday evening. naked but for the peanut butter condiment. A turkey baster used to inject bait into his anus works to entice the wildlife. As squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. Without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. The man becomes erect. And lonely. (different story).

2. "Wow, I got hammered last weekend. Did someone stuff a squirrel up my ass, or was i imagining shit with a sandwich?
3. Peanut butter, personal space, and Peyote don't always mix.

by Nsla June 26, 2016

entrailing!

Interesting. Very interesting. Captivates your attention!

In other words...PWNING UR MIND

Your use of adjectives is quite ENTRAILING! AHO!

by Rubeus Hagrid April 16, 2008

e-trail

People used to create a "paper trail" to record historical information. With email messages, they now create an "e-trail".

In order to prove that Joe wasn't responding to his requests, Bob began to create an e-trail of all the times he had asked Joe to do something that hadn't gotten done.

by John Wantulok February 4, 2005

etail

Etail is to sell retail items by electronic means through the Internet.

During the month of December I will only shop etail. I can not cope with the crowds.

by Claudia Wells January 16, 2008

etailgate

A term coined by Wade Needham for an "electronic tailgate party". It was created in 2004 on World-Wrestling.net for WrestleMania XX weekend, with a series of events and original media presentations to celebrate the biggest event in sports entertainment.

eTailgate 08 took place in Orlando, FL during Wrestlemania XIV weekend.

by The Webmaster May 13, 2008

eurailing

Traveling through Europe by train - seeing all the sights and living the traveler's life using simply a rail pass.

I decided to spend my summer eurailing - I saw 17 different countries, and had sex every night with at least one different European woman.

by g* December 31, 2013