Epoophany

Having an epiphany while taking a dump

"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)

by Pincusfloyd January 1, 2009

Epoophany

A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).

"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."

by Abrax March 28, 2008

Epoophany

The act of experiencing an epiphany whilst on the toilet.

*Beth returning from the bathroom*
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!

by Mimmy Blanc January 20, 2012

Epoophany

To experience a sudden and striking realization while on the toilet.

I've been racking my brain trying to find a solution to our problem. Then, while on the toilet, I had an epoophany.. The answer is, MORE COWBELL!

by Oscar94Shane July 31, 2012

Epoophany

A great idea sparked whilst one is sitting on the toilet

This morning I had an epoophany and figured out my new career path

by Jompove March 22, 2026

Epotphany

A sudden, overwhelmingly brilliant or insightful thought while under the influence of Marijuana. Notorious for seeming like a good idea at the time, but easily forgotten or disregarded due to the nature of it's conception.

Dude, Last night I smoked so much weed that I understood the secrets of the universe. It was a total Epotphany.

by Panzerbane April 22, 2009