THE ENDLESS WIPE

Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".

Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.

When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.

by Just bored September 14, 2019

Selkies: The Endless Obsession

One of the best songs ever created by the best band ever to form.

1. Holy fucking shit dude, i fucking love Selkies: The Endless Obsession, it's my favorite song.

2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard
-yeah i know.

3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!

by chingchongnigga January 20, 2009

An Endless Sporadic

Error in the first AES entry: Zach Kamins plays the guitar, bass and keyboard, not the drums. Andy Gentiles is the only drummer of An Endless Sporadic.

Zach Kamins from An Endless Sporadic is so awesome. He plays the guitar, keyboard and bass.

by Jeremi January 27, 2008

Endless Toboggan

To performan the toboggan on an upward moving escalator.

In other words: To have sex in the doggy style position with the woman facing an up escalator. The man then knocks both of her arms out from under her, and proceeds to ride her endlessly down the stairs.

Girl1: So did you and boy 1 have sex?

Girl2: Yeah, my chest still hurts from the endless toboggan.

Girl1: What?

Girl2: Nevermind.

by Alb jr. October 5, 2009

Endsley

The most awesome, coolst girl in the world. Every one wants to be here and every one loves her. She has all the cool things and cool best friends. When people see her they pass out because she is so awesome. She also has a good since of humour and is super smart. She may be a little shy though.

Today I saw Endsley and i coudn't believe it so I passed out.

by dogy1dogy2 October 21, 2012

enduit

An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, ignorant who does stupid thing, and only know to cook noddle

bridget: I'm an enduit who is doing noddles.

by Douchebag66 January 21, 2015

Enculet

'' enculet '' is part of the dialect of Brescia

'' enculet '' literally means 'you fucked'.
is used when a person is not satisfied and continues to make the claim.

Pota alura enculet!

by zMilesh March 25, 2015