chronic hemorrhoids

The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt

Fuck i have chronic hemorrhoids, guess no anal for me :(

by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

bring your hemorrhoids

Challenge with the same aim as bring your shit that makes light of the state of the opponents' health by implying an embarrasing condition. See also bring it and terms of address.

Bring your hemorrhoids over here!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Hemorrhoids

Ben's dad

Lol Bens dad has hemorrhoids

by Consie March 21, 2021

hemorrhoids

n; A very annoying person.

Those people were such hemorrhoids.

by kickasscristi January 14, 2009

You and your hemorrhoids

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021