Emojinal Breakdown

An emojinal breakdown occurs when a participant in a conversation uses an emoji totally unsuited or inappropriate to the discussion at hand. Usually would involve contrasting emotions and makes the author of the message appear like a total dick.

Dude 1: holy crap did you hear about the massacre at the school last week? 14 people dead! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dude 2: Dude seriously what the fuck?! You are LAUGHING about that?

Dude 1: Oh uhm. Was supposed to be the sad emoji. Sorry man. Was having an emojinal breakdown

by laserswordofdeath +3 November 4, 2017

emogical

The perfect balance of being both emotional and logical.

First used by @ScorpiYogi on Twitter, June 27th, 2017.

It's important to find balance within oneself. Don't be overly emotional, don't be too cold and logic based. One must learn to be emogical. Seek balance between the two.

by Sxorpionking June 27, 2017

Emojinal Blackmail

When someone uses emojis to make you feel guilty about something you have or haven’t done.

Bloke: I’m not gonna be round later I’m off to the pub with the lads.
Mrs: that’s fine 😔
Bloke: that’s emojinal blackmail

by Wavey Davey February 9, 2019

Emojinal

When someone texts something so shocking or controversial that the only possible way to respond is with a single emoji.

Person a: I just found out my mum is also my sister
Person b: 0_o no further text, simply an emojinal shock response

by tloriley March 6, 2016

emojinary

it is a dictionary for emojis

my best friend bought me an emojinary fir my birthday

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

Emojinal

Someone who is uset or jealous because they cannot read iOS emojis because they don't have an iPhone

My wife's new iPhone has me feeling so emojinal because I can't see her emojis now.

by Johnluminatti January 6, 2017

emonina

A word that describes the moment when you have to cough, but you already coughed 3 times and don’t want people to think you’re dying.

Dude you’re like so red right now, are you ok? -Yeah man just having an emonina.

Omg girl I almost died yesterday during an emonina!

Emoninas are literally so annoying and unskinny I can’t!

by Skinnylandian69 October 9, 2018