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embitch

verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.
Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.
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Emichu

An understanding, smart, wholesome, friken adorable, pretty, and endlessly kind girl that you would want as a friend no matter who you are. When you're down, she will help you up no matter the cost, she's always there, and she's always certain to be the sunshine in your dark sky. She's a supportive friend to the end, and you better believe that she cares for you more than you could ever realize.
Woah, thank you for helping me feel better Emily, your such a Emichu, I love you bestie<3

Do you see that girl? I heard she's such an Emichu, most kindest soul you'll meet<3
by KeenBean27 April 19, 2021
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Embitchure

Em · bitch · ure or lipping is the use of a female’s lips, facial muscles, tongue, and teeth while playing a male instrument. This includes shaping the lips to the mouthpiece.
“Bro, Lola uses some crazy embitchure while playing my skin flute!”
by SHAWN S0L0 September 1, 2021
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Emichael

Emichael is a mix of Michael + Emaan making the perfect shipping.
They usually try and deny the feelings about each other everyone already knows about them
Someone: So how long have you been together
Emichael: We're not together SHUT UP
by Skullz180 February 13, 2019
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eBitch

An eBitch is anyone on the internet that acts like a tard, i.e.: capitolizing every word, typing like a thug, posting a picture they took of themselves trying to look tough, flaming or spamming, or generally acting like an idiot on the internet.

You can find out what exactly an eBitch is here:
http://www.ebitch.friendhood.net
U Wud B an eBitch Yf U Tipe Lyk Dis.
by eHunter October 13, 2008
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Epitch

One who makes Epic things their bitch.
You're the Epitch for that movie.
by Win Doctor July 20, 2011
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ebitch

"God, that's an ebitch vibe if I've ever seen one."
by lucrest July 25, 2021
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