emmaculate

She's the most beautiful, intelligent and interesting woman you will ever come across. And always gives honest opinions...

Her thoughts have emmaculate

by MMB November 23, 2021

Merculate

A very versatile word, used in a variety of situation of gaming. Most commonly used to say you are 'owning' a specific person or team. Coined by 'KingKillaXX'

"Dude, I'm about to merculate these mother fuckers, they don't know whats about to hit thems."

by Jayhawk210 January 31, 2009

emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.

Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"

by poja August 2, 2004

emasculate

A verb that describes what happens to the game of football when the "Tuck Rule," a.k.a. the "Tom Brady Rule," is applied to a play that is clearly a fumble.

Don't emasculate the game by giving in to the whiny complaints employed by fans of that pussy Tom Brady!

by tegthethird January 3, 2010

emasculate

A man missing his mojo. Very closely related to the metrosexual, although he is probably not so well groomed and probably doesn't know who Jennifer Hudson is. Tends to be pussy whipped.

Wow, I thought Mack was cool at first, but golly, is he ever emasculated!

by Phylipswiller June 2, 2007

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 2, 2004

ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003