electrodicktivity

The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Electrolepsy

e·lec·tro·lep·sy
/əˌlektrōˌlepsē/
noun
a condition characterized by an extreme tendency to stop paying attention to a conversation in the present moment whenever distracted by a digital device.

It was only when they realized that they were disappearing from conversations and not remembering what was discussed that they began to practice mindfulness to counter their electrolepsy.

by Alchemissed October 24, 2023

Electroflow

Reggaeton combined with electronic music

Bailando electroflow

by DominiDiaz December 23, 2010

electromonkey

A monkey who has ADHD, hyped up on a quart of Red Bull shots, and has a high powered fire hose. It is also inside of a Tesla cage, a metal cage charged with 20,000 volts of electricity that can only go outside of the cage, not in. This arrangement produces a highly random series of lightning bolts in all directions. The speed at which the monkey moves has been known to violate Einstein's theory of relativity by breaking the speed of light barrier. With the inclusion of a small black hole, the monkey then has infinite negative mass and infinite negative gravity, so nothing, not even light, can reach the monkey to destroy it. Electromonkeys are best suited for unleashing on internet trolls or perverts in chat rooms.

You: Why hello. How are you today?

Troll: asl?

You: UNLEASH THE ELECTROMONKEY!

Troll: lolwut? That's so stupi- AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN AND AGONY!

by geek² January 7, 2011

ELECTROCOCK

Its an electronic ring that goes around the penis to give the female a small but sensual shock to enhance pleasure during sex.

Last night when i used my electrocock i gave my girlfriend an orgasim for the first time.

by jhg September 3, 2007

electrobilly

Electrobilly is a music and aesthetic that draws on the dance music of the 1950s (rockabilly) and contemporary electronic dance music in equal measure. Typically featuring the fast tempos, country-blues intervals, and vocal inflections of rockabilly in combination with booming electronic percussion such as that heard in the techno and jungle genres, electrobilly tends to be dark in tone and subject matter.

Early antedecents of electrobilly include Alan Vega and Martin Rev's "Suicide" album, Dean Carter's early electronic 'psychobilly' act, and Funkadelic's more countrified moments.

"Did you download the new electrobilly tune? We should play it at our next ketamine-sodden barn dance."

by Tsar Nicholas April 6, 2008

Electrochondriac

Someone that always thinks there is something wrong with their computer.

Adina is a complete electrochondriac. All she does is complain about her laptop.

by n3rdaaron August 9, 2010