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Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.
The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.
by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010
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Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014
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Erection Direction

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.
Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*
by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009
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Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina
by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it
Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..
by Pp erectus July 9, 2019
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Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much
by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019
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ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.
James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023
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