effluentcer

Someone who continually posts shite (garbage) on social media

John posts garbage on Instagram and Facebook 20 times a day, his friends call him an effluentcer.

by Bob the Bike April 19, 2023

Effluential

Gaining acceptance of a plan or idea presented with no opposition from others while possessing offensive poo smell.

" I tell you, Louise- I had a much better to Jack's idea for the company but I gave up- I just couldn't stay in the same room as him as I think he must have shit his pants!"

" Yep, he did it again- he is just too effluential that way"

by the Great Iloo August 24, 2025

Effluencer

An Effluencer is the opposite to an influencer, as in they typically fly in and crap all over a situation and fly out again without really taking responsibility for what they perceived to be easy not taking into consideration the perspective of the people, business, or environment that they have impacted. Generally senior management types that get promoted due to innate ability to suck up with little real world knowledge of what they are doing.

A meeting of highly influential Effluencer’s gathered in head office and made commitments to client that were never achievable as result leaving the Project Manager to cleanup their mess and repair the Customer relationship.

by Legga68 March 12, 2022

His Effluency

n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.

"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"

"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."

and

"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"

by His Effluency August 9, 2012