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KJ Eclipse

Verb. See the definition of Ill. - To do something very well, or "ill" at any given time. Used in the context of rap and hip hop, sometimes it can mean to "drop lyrics of fury".
That man was so eloquent the other night, you could say he "KJ Ecclipsed" the song.

"You just KJ Eclipsed that speech, well done"
by Chuck Laundromat June 6, 2009
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Eclipsturbator

Eclipsturbator: (n) An individual who views a solar (or lunar) eclipse for the purpose of sexual gratification.
On August 21st, 2017, Bob drove thousands of miles for a two-minute view of the total solar eclipse. As he viewed the celestial event his face became flush and he noticed that his whole body was sweaty. His friends were right- he had become a full-fledged Eclipsturbator.
by URallabunchofidiots August 21, 2017
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PENILE ECLIPSE

When your stomach grows so big that you can no more view your own penis.
"Man i have to control my beer belly or soon i'll be witnessing a penile eclipse!!!
by weirdweasel October 11, 2008
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eclipsa

a person who takes control and take over like an eclipse.
look in the sky the eclipsa
by klance4life voltron February 15, 2018
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Double Eclipse

When your girlfriend has her head hanging upside down over the edge of the bed while in the process of blowing you, and you casually place a testicle on each of her eyes effectively blinding her just before you blow your load.
Her: I don't want to see your ass while I suck you.

you: No problem ,I think there is a double eclipse tonight.
by TheArchangel April 12, 2011
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Pierce Eclipse

A fat ass person, that is annoying and tells stories that are unbelievably true! a person sooo fat that when they walk in front of you they block the light from the sun. Depleting you of vitamin and happiness.
by king of defines November 7, 2012
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Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 24, 2017
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