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Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
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Last Dinosaurs

by 2000lies August 4, 2010
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Danosaur

' Danosaur ' is a term for British youtuber Daniel Howell commonly known as Dan or danisnotonfire's subscribers. Dan's subscribers can also be identifyed as the ' Llama Army ' but he says " I prefer the term danosaur, because army implies i'm going to make you do stuff "
Person 1: Do you like danisnotonfire?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a danosaur.
by ❥p h i l l e s t e r April 17, 2013
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dinosaur media

Broadcast television, newspapers and magazines.

Basically, those media outlets that are considered traditional but are being made obsolete by faster, more malleable technologies (blogs, podcasts, streaming content on mobile devices).

The phrase has gained provenance as traditional media sources shrink and lay off staff -- a slow extinction that mirrors the disappearance of dinosaurs, though with fewer explosions.
"I just got a job as a reporter at the Denver Post!" screamed Danny.

"Ugh," groaned Danny's girlfriend. "Why would you want to work for dinosaur media?"
by Pug of War January 12, 2009
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The Dinosaur Thing

Refering to a pornografic GIF posted at Funsubstance.com picturing a woman having a foursome with three Pterosaurs.

This is never to be spoken of.
Frank: "Hey, you guys remember The Dinosaur Thing?"
*four people start crying*

Carl: "God damnit, Frank, don't you ever bring that up!"
by Furryblanket April 12, 2015
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Danosaur

A person who watches, and enjoys the youtuber, danisnotonfire. A young british fellow who is quite hilarious and not too hard on the eyes.
Annie: Oh my God, danisnotonfire uploaded a new video!
Allie: Really?! Let's go watch it!!!
Annie: Yes, let's. We are SUCH Danosaurs!
Allie: Agreed!
by luuuuuuuucy. November 7, 2010
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kiwi dinosaur

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
by nugeny_x May 13, 2014
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