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Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.
Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.
by KD Dirt August 5, 2020
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Dueling Pianos

Dueling pianos is a show usually in a lounge, bar, or cruise ship, where two people face two pianos back to back and play requests for music that they get from the audience. The music can range everywhere from Beethoven, to Baby Got Back! You just never know whats going to come up at a dueling piano show!
I love dueling pianos!
by Beidi November 24, 2005
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webcam dueling

Using fake wands and pretending to duel with another person through a webcam.
ex: Dude, I totally beat her at webcam dueling.
by Brenandfriend August 19, 2009
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Wind Dueling

while you're eating someone else's ass you burp in their ass while they are farting. You two are dueling with your winds and it ends with either your burp going inside their ass or their fart is going inside your mouth.
I was about to beat my girlfriend in wind dueling, but I accidentally threw up in her ass and got disqualified.
by SirBobbius December 25, 2021
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Dueling

(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.
Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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dateline

A take-the-money-and-run online dating agency who cancel your account whenever they feel like it, refuse to answer your e-mails and never refund your money. On-line frauds.
"Dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact I've paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty fuckers won't even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on".
"Don't worry. Dateline is for Russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up bitches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get".
by Stormsworder September 25, 2007
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dueling banjos

N. A banjo-guitar duet commonly associated with hillbillies and rednecks.

V. Two or more people masturbating eachother, or engaging in masturbation with eachother.

To masturbate another, often used to accuse someone of homosexuality in hopes of offending the accused.
"The chicks in that movie were really dueling eachother's banjos"

"We all know you play dueling banjos with your cousin every night"
by Oni Ookami Alfador March 8, 2005
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