dumpathy

A complete lack of giving a shit.

He was full of dumpathy regarding their middle-school drama.

She felt dumpathetic about politics.

by angus hepgato June 5, 2013

Dumphass

Dumphass is Just an autistic kid with a lisp trying to say dumbass

John: “do you want my wazer wiffle”.
Churchill: “nah B your a dumphass”.

by Bigdadypayne78 March 13, 2019

dumpdate

the act of updating your status while taking a dump.

guy: what took you so long in the bathroom?

dude: hey, go easy on me, i had to dumpdate...

by Walnut2011 October 18, 2011

dumpmat

A recreational activity involving the moving one's bowels on the dormat of an unsuspecting victim.

Persons skilled in "dumpmat" will bear specially modified "trapdoor" pants, which enable an individual to do the deed without having to drop one's pants or soil one's shoes.

Illustrious writer Tryan K. Traughn is highly skilled in the art of the dumpmat.

by NoodlePorn April 6, 2005

Dumpwatcher

n. - A person who secretly or openly likes to and will admit to watching other people take a dump, usually in a public restroom.

Lets get the hell out of here, that dumpwatcher is eating the urinal cakes.

by BananaChem August 20, 2010

Dumpmates

Dumpmates (n)

When one or more people are in the same room as someone who is pooping, those previously stated are considered dumpmates .

Jan had to become dumpmates with her boyfriend when he was pooping, and she had to do her makeup in the same room as him in order not to be late.

by Arizona Concept August 8, 2016