humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

dumbtastic

Adjective.

Describes a person acting so tremendously dumb that the act is simply fantastic to the observer.

Did you hear about the dumbtastic man crossing the street, so consumed with staring at a beautiful model, he nearly got hit by a bus?

by Mark D. Drapeau December 9, 2008

Dumbdy Dumb

the state of mind after the effects of cannabis have mostly worn off. A "Dumbdy Dumb" can experience but is not limited to: delayed vocal response times, inability to drive an automobile, urges to do a "round 2", and severe forgetfulness.

"yo alex, there isn't a stop sign here. Why are you stopped?"
"sorry, I'm a Dumbdy Dumb."

by dumbdydumb man December 14, 2009

dumbtree

guys that think they are super cool. But they have lame comebacks and try to walk with swagger. They also have homosexual tendencies. There hair color is typically dark brown or black

woah! why are you talking to that dumbtree?!?!

by UNIP February 20, 2011

Dumbdy Dumb-Ass

For someone so stupid or lazy

Ex.Adam says “Keith get your Dumbdy Dumb-Ass up”

by TheIrateDemon October 12, 2019

dense humpty dumpty

another term for the magnificent clive palmer who occasionally goes by mr.palmer.

clive palmer is simultaneously the biggest dense humpty dumpty and fatty mcfuckhead known to man

by vapidkourt October 7, 2019

Dumpty

A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.

Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.

by dumptydaddy January 29, 2020