dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003

dumb as shit

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

by Jnance October 10, 2003

dumb as shit

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)

Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit

by matt dogg October 12, 2003

dumb as shit

The person reading this.

You're dumb as shit.

by toeney January 21, 2020

dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Dumb as shit dickwad

The name says it all

"Fuck off you Dumb as shit dickwad"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

y’all dumb as shit

i made this for the soul purpose of showing these nitwits anyone can make one of these

y’all dumb as shit i made this in 2 minutes

by educateyourselves April 21, 2021