dick dueling

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.

the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling

by boycottcorn April 6, 2008

Deleina

The most beautiful girl in the world.Guys want her and girls wanna be her. The coolest and funniest person you will ever meet. Incredibly hot. The Girl that will merry Angel.Her and Angel Will have the best time of their lives together

Did you see Deleina yah she is very hot

Angel-will you go out with me

by Just kidding April 10, 2015

Dullingization

An effect in which the person experiencing it where have a constnt urge to say "kys" in a chat, most commonly discord.

Person 1: Kill yourself
Person 2: Wow, Person 1 is really undergoing Dullingization

by Dragonmaster0725 August 2, 2023

Dueling Away Messages

When using AIM or a similar instant messaging service, and your away message comes up in response to someone elses away message.

Twitch: ok, just finished Caprica and the 1st actual episode.... I know you've been telling me this s***t for years, but damn, Battlestar = pretty damn awesome.

Auto response from george: Away

Auto response from Twitch: I am away from my computer right now.

Twitch: dueling away messages!

by erictwitch November 24, 2009

dueling snakes

The act where a friend and yourself whip out one's penis and slap it on someone's passed out face at the same time.

Guy 1- "Whoa...John passed out again, wanna give him the dueling snakes...no homo?"

Guy 2- "Sure bro, it's what he gets for drinking the rest of my whiskey anyways"

by lolololol40 January 23, 2011

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

by SteelerPP August 29, 2012

Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020