dtsmd

down to suck my dick

boy: "yo angie, dtsmd?"
angie: "you know it!"

by ej4 January 31, 2009

dtfd

Phrase - Drop the fuck dead, mostly used in forums and online games.

Halo1: your a damn cheat
Axleai: Dtfd you just sux!

by Alex Dennett September 27, 2007

DTFMA

Dump the Mother Fucker Already

"You caught him cheating again" I would have DTFMA'd him the first time.

by Anthony Fewlass July 20, 2006

Dtfd

Dicked the fuck down

I just wanna get dtfd right now

by Sksksksksksksks June 8, 2019

DTFM

DTFM (not to be confused with DTMFA) is an acronym that stands for Dating Tips for the Feminist Man, a viral blog

Hey have you read this DTFM post on nurturance culture? it's amazing

by Nora Samaran August 31, 2016

dfmdskldfnsjdkzgjrezhnsfgkjwedsnjkgrnsdjkngtkfewjskfjg

When someones bang their head on the keyboard.

He banged his head on the keyboard in frustration with his essay. What typed out was dfmdskldfnsjdkzgjrezhnsfgkjwedsnjkgrnsdjkngtkfewjskfjg

by KPOPANIMEWEEB November 6, 2020

DTFM

Diddy the Fuck Mao
Meaning: "Hurry the fuck up"

DTFM Asshat, we're already late

by Scorch12-200 September 8, 2007