drop the kids off at the pool

The act of self pleasure while sitting on the toliet.

While going to the bathroom at work, I decided to drop the kids off at the pool

by hlavity February 15, 2008

drop the kids off at the pool

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.

"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."

by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007

drop the kids off at the pool

taking a dump, pooping...

I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."

by Anonymous November 12, 2001

drop the kids off at the pool

Taking a poop that is a bunch of little terds

We can leave, but I have to go drop the kids off at the pool first!

by Meryty October 5, 2006

dropping the kids off at the pool

poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl

Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by tanima May 20, 2004

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Drop the kids off at the pool.

To take a shit,bowel movement.

I was running late this morning because i had to Drop the kisd off at the pool!

by vernon dutton April 19, 2004