Dressage Queen 

1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.

2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.

A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!

B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)

Dressage Queen by Elessar266 November 16, 2006

dressage walk 

to drunk to work straight so you walk leg over leg

have 10 beers in an hour you will be doing the dressage walk

dressage walk by dat85crd November 17, 2009

Dressaging 

The act of doing dressage.

"Hey, are you dressaging today?"

Dressaging by dressageenthusiast1 March 21, 2023

Drossageddonvortex

A soul-destroying urban retail black hole found in decaying post-industrial British towns, where pound shops spew mountains of cheap plastic tat, traffic gridlock lasts for eternity, and rude, tracksuit-clad hordes barge around like civilisation’s already ended. The ultimate honey-trap for society’s dross – once you’re sucked in, escaping with your sanity intact is fucking impossible.

“Thought I’d just nip to Festival Park for a screwdriver. Three hours later I crawled out of the Drossageddonvortex covered in regret, clutching a £2 tool that snapped instantly. Never again.”

Drossageddonvortex by DrossageddonvortexSurvivorJF December 28, 2025