DRAPERED

The act of being left hanging by someone, specifically in the case of the person not showing up for a prescheduled event

My house keeper drapered me and i haven't seen her since

by Ron Draper February 11, 2020

Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.

Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.

by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013

Piss Drawer

A piss Drawer is exactly what it sounds like, it's a drawer full of piss.(just don't let your mom find out)

Oh shit mom found the piss Drawer.

by Biggie trux February 13, 2019

Drapered

When you get stood up or left hanging.

I planned my day around this and I got drapered.

by kong king live February 11, 2020

rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

man drawer

A space, normally a drawer, in which all men keep there manly items. Such items can include:
Tools
Condoms
Porn mags
Batteries
Keys
Padlocks

Alternatively, a drawer at a girlfriend's place where he keeps a few things for when he stays over.

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"John was thinking about how to fix the TV before whipping out a screwdriver from his man drawer."

"Dave quickly shoved his porn mag in his man drawer as his mom came into the room."

"Jane insisted that Bob kept a spare pair of boxers, socks and a toothbrush at her place, designating him a man drawer."

by CharSet July 23, 2009

Don Draper

Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.

"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"

by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011