A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.
Guy 1: "Hay look at this"
Guy 2: "What ?"
Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"
Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
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Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
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