Dozer 

an idiot or someone whos always sleepy

that dozers always half asleep or did you see what that dozer just done!

Dozer by Dannyboyo September 30, 2006

dozer 

A great stoner band that is from Sweden.

Dozer's latest cd, Throught the Eyes of Heathens, really fucking kicks ass!

dozer by Rex Everything April 28, 2006

Dozer 

A man or woman who falls asleep during sexual intercourse.

Old people are dozers because they fall asleep during sex.

Dozer by Firefox7029 August 5, 2010

Dozer 

A man's penis, generally above average.

Guy: You should come over and let me inroduce you to the dozer..
Girl: I don't even what that means..
Guy: Means I'm about to plow dat ass..

Guy: There's some major dirtwork to be done so back that hoe up on the dozer and we'll get started..

Dozer by BA_NB August 17, 2011

dozer 

(adj/adv.) as invented by the gangstancers of smabv, derived from the construction-man word bulldozer, meaning ridiculously rad or outrageous, usually used in association with a legit/chill person/thing/event. See Bill Clinton, Apollo Ohno, and The Woman.

“damn, that longboard move was completely dozer.”

dozer by reinbolt November 11, 2006

Dozer 

Big girl, Fat girl, wide girl,a gilr that is about as big, heavy, and wide as a bulldozer...

Person 1 "See that dozer over there?"

Person 2 "Yeah, Damn, she looks like she ate Ronald outta big macs!"

Person 1 "50 bucks says i fuk her tonite."

Person 2 "Your on!"

Dozer by fallen December 12, 2003

Dozer 

An annoying human being who finds Sex Jokes funny. They post weapon reload animations of games constantly.

They understand this, yet they still do it due to their young age of 12 years old.

Person "shut the fuck up Dozer."
Dozer "SHE blocked me so she sent me DICK PICS"

Dozer by gamingcat8999 June 8, 2022