Douchenstein

A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.

I can see you clearly through my douchometer, and you're registering at least 6500 Douchensteins.

by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009

Lord Douchington III

Its in his blood to be a douche. The douchiest of the douche.

"I now pronounce you, Raymond Albert Torres Jr Lord Douchington III"

by hellhouse666 April 16, 2010

douchenozzle

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!

"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"

by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003

douchington

Someone who steals all your billions and is generally a douche.

"What's up douchington?"

"No, there's no Douchington here."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

douchenozzle

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.

My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!

by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 1, 2009

Douchenozzlery

Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.

There is a lot of douchenozzlery going on this page.

by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013

Douchanity

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

by Flufff June 1, 2009