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Doucheilarium

A doucheilarium or mikvak is a place where Orthodox Jews go for full body ritual bathing. It is widely used by Orthodox Jewish women to clean their box after menstruation or childbirth.
The NYPD had to post a cop outside of the doucheilarium in Brooklyn, to keep the little neighborhood black kids from looking in the windows for a free peep show.
by Strounce January 1, 2010
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Doucheball

A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. They are the kind of person that is just acting like a dick for no reason whatsoever.

Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
"That last customer threw his money at me like I was some kind of cheap whore, what a Doucheball!"

"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"
by Oliofreak March 28, 2008
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douchemate

A roommate this is a total douche. He (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.
Ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.
by SteveSyf March 11, 2010
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Douchehair

a short mo-hawk that is spiked up in the middle of your head to form a triangle, causing you to look doucheilous
Person 1: Like my mo-hawk?
Person 2: Its douchehair.
by Sean Doyle Jr. June 12, 2010
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Douchemando

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.
Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.
by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009
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douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.
What are you doin, douchealouche??
by Pacman October 29, 2004
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Doucheball

a big o'l ball of douche
Why do you have to be such a doucheball?
by Carlos9322 April 26, 2010
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