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Douche Faced Killer

1. A term used in anger towards another person or object. Can be used in place of words like ass-clown and mother fucker.

2. Term for someone who is very, very douchey. Often, this person is so douchey that they take all the fun out of whatever you are doing.
1. "Watch where the hell you are driving you douched face killer!"

2. "That guy is such a douche faced killer... he is working out with ten pound weights trying to impress the ladies."
by Atrsoco7584 March 15, 2009
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Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.
Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.
by Good Wife January 19, 2013
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Facebook Douche

An individual male or female who friend requests you and never posts anything on your wall after you add them. Also, a person who never even communicates with you on Facebook at all.
You add a person or persons as a friend to your Facebook friends list and afterwards never comments or communicates with you after being added. Once you identified such an individual or individuals that person or persons is now refered to as a Facebook Douche.
by whitey the cable guy June 21, 2009
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Facebook douche

Someone who accepts your friend request, only to unfriend you a week or two later.
Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?

Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010
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Facebook Douche

Noun: A giant douche-bag that enjoys posting feed after feed about his awesome life you wish you had. May possibly be, but not limited to, an over-muscular guy that has girls hanging off his eight pack who goes to every awesome party you weren't invited to, or an event you wish happened to you.
Daniel: Man, did you see Tim's post about hooking up with the hottest chick at that frat party?

John: Yeah! He also posted about that massive inheritence of 10 million from his dead aunt.

Daniel: He's such a Facebook Douche.
by Rebel54x October 11, 2011
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Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009
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doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.
Jenna is a doucheface.
by everclear May 1, 2004
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