To feel sick or mock the good feelings of others as if to say you have "chills" well I have "douche chills". To parody the term "It gave me chills."
by FTF November 25, 2003
Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.
Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."
Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."
1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"
by AyeJaye September 20, 2007
1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.
1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.
1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.
2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.
1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.
1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.
2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.
A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.
B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.
B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.
by chrispyr September 20, 2006
a shooting spine tingling chill felt throughout the entire body brought on by a awkward, embarrassing or uncomfortable moment...This can be either self inflicted by embarrassing the shit out of yourself in a public setting or secondary to witnessing someone else doing something corny, douchie or creepy...douche chills only last for a short time but are very scary...the harvard medical journal did a study on douche chills and concluded as little as ONE episode of douche chills inflicted on someone by another is known to end personal friendships or relationships...so try not to be a douche bag or make a ass out of yourself...
by johnny bisquick November 12, 2011
the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.
bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.
tom: yeah it was your sister.
dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
tom: yeah it was your sister.
dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
by lonewolf January 04, 2005
A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.
Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...
by sammabanana August 10, 2007
Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.
First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.
Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.
First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.
Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.
The new guy at work came in and started telling me what to do. I would have told him off, but I was more surprised than anything. I'm not kidding, he gave me serious douche chills.
by Quadzilla99 May 27, 2008